Thursday, May 22, 2008

Conspiracy Theory ROCK!



This charming little video was featured on SNL, but was mysteriously cut during the rebroadcast and hasn't surfaced in some time. Why was it cut? Is it because the media is actually full of vicious blood sucking bastards? you be the judge!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Aladygma

Searching YouTube, I stumble upon this:

Quite bizarre. The only info I found on it was that this guy (who is speaking in Spanish) has just moved to a new apartment in L.A. and is filming a video for his family back home. Then things get weird. Lights flash on and off, a distant roar is heard, chairs and pots move, a child is heard crying and he eventually gets knocked out. What is going on here?

Monday, May 12, 2008

Naughty Mr. Rogers



Miley Cyrus once said "Everyone makes mistakes, everybody has those days." And, speaking of hoes, Mr. Rogers makes a mistake by putting in a tape about "hoes" when he thought the tape was about harmonicas. Oops!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Will Ferrell+Football

Are you a fan of Will Ferrell? Are you a fan of football? Then you should like this



I want Chuck Berry to be my strength coach :)

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

We like...


We like "The Lion King"

We like flowers.

Colbert is the MAN!


I don't know about you, but when I want truth, I go to Stephen Colbert. His show is just as good as any of the news networks out there. It makes learning about current events fun and enjoyable. Plus the occasional drop-in from Barry Manilow is great. Plugging his album like that. He's got guts. And you should all call the "Attone-Phone". I did and I feel much better.

Help Me, Marty Chang!


If anyone knows how to fix a computer, it's Marty Chang. Follow his instructions and everything is guarenteed to be okay. To be perfectly honest with you, I haven't heard of this network "Weird TV", but this clip certainly lives up to the name.

The Wyoming Incident (333-333-333)

Similar to the Max Headroom Incident, the Wyoming Incident was a TV broadcast pirating on a local Wyoming cable channel.

The video probably would have gone unnoticed outside Wyoming if it were not for the bizzare effects the video had on people. Some time after the video, people began to complain of vomiting, hallucinations, and headaches. The Wyoming Incident is one of the most recent broadcast signal interruptions and continues to haunt those who have seen it.
More information: http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=6465

Plan 9 From Outer Space- Campy 1950's Alien Movies

Ahhh, nothing beats a terrible alien movie. A few come to mind. But none is as bad as "Plan 9 From Outer Space". You might be saying, "Hey guys, this is a blog for TV shows. wtf?" Well, we want to open up the topics of convorsation a bit more. So, let's talk Plan 9.

Plan 9 From Outer Space was a movie made on budget by a guy named Ed Wood. Wood had a very interesting way of putting a film together as well as an interesting cast. His lead female role in his previous film "Glen or Glenda" was played by some random woman he met at a bar. By the way, the movie "Glen or Glenda" was written by him for his wife so she could try to understand how Wood was a trasnvestite. CRAZY! He also called on the aging heron-adict actor Bela Lugosi to play some terrible roles in his films.
Funny thing about Bela Lugosi, he died before the film "Plan 9 From Outer Space" was finished, so they just kill him off. When Bela Lugosi walks off the screen, they randomly put in a sound effect of a car crashing. This is where he "dies". The only thing is that the death is so discreet that nobody could really tell if he was dead or not. The original script had no intention of him dying so soon, but when Lugosi kicked the bucket, Wood had to do something. They found some old footage of him FROM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MOVIE and stuck it in between scenes where they needed him. Then, Wood called on Lugosi's chiropracter if I'm not mistaken, to play the scenes that Lugosi wasn't around for. They just put a cape over his face and figured that nobody would tell the difference.
A few more funny flubs:

If you look closely at this mysterious flying saucer, you will see the shadow of it on the moon. If you look closely, though, you'll see that the planet is not that much bigger from the saucer. Really weird.

If you look at the picture to the left, on the top of this photo, you can see a boom mike. It is that shadow thing above their heads. It's pretty sad that someone is so apathetic about his work.
The laughs go on. In the graveyard, one of the actors knocks down a gravestone that is clearly made of cardboard. The zombie guy that is supposed to be dead could be seen breathing on the floor. The dialouge is laughable. This is my favorite line:

It's a barrel of laughs mostly because it wasn't intened to be a barrel of laughs. The cast was made up of friends and people that Ed owed money to. If you want more information, look up the movie on Wikipedia. Or check out the movie called "Ed Wood". It's pretty good. If you like Johnny Depp, then it is a must see. He plays Ed Wood in the film.

Monday, May 5, 2008

Westboro Baptist Church



Shirley Phelps-Roper is a complete looney. And nobody loves loonies more than the right-wing conservative propoganda pushers at FOX. Anyone who's been living in a cave for the last few years may have missed the controversy involving this cult following of the Westboro Baptist Church who are coming up with some interesting slogans like "America is doomed" and...well, some things I would rather not type. It's gotten a huge amount of press and the people are eating it up. Some of the things this woman has to say are frankly laughable and I find it hard to even begin to acknowledge her "holier-than-thou" preaching when she has actually fostered an illegitimate child. Read the part in the Bible about that, Roper! Anyway, if you'd like a quick giggle, listen to this woman rant about how she believes God is punishing everyone for being so "free". Looks like this chickie-poo has a few screws in her head loose.



Awww...what a cute Christmas card...

The Westboro Baptist Church continues to be a target for television news networks and has no signs of slowing down. The organization seems to thrive on the negative attention they recieve from the media. Maybe if this family keeps inbreeding, our children will live to see the next generation of psycho Jesus-freaks who've got religion a bit backwards. We here at TeeVeeShowzzzz find the clip above entertaining, but at the same time quite disturbing.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Friday, April 25, 2008

The Max Headroom Incident

One of the most bizzare things to happen in TV history was on the night of November 22, 1987, in Chicago. During an episode of Dr. Who on PBS and the nightly news on WGN, the broadcast signal was interupted by this:
This broadcast interruption has remained a mystery ever since. Both WGN and PBS broadcast from the Sears Tower and who ever was behind this need to have technology stronger than the antenna atop the Sears Tower. The incident made national headlines and this was the story from CBS the night after: 

Wikipedia for more information

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Public Access Shows: Not always a Show worth Changing



Public access TV shows are pretty much time slots on television where anyone could pay to talk about anything. What a great opportunity to engage in some interesting conversation with the general public about issues. Right? Wrong! Not for Ken Sander, who thought that his show about gun control in New York would really take off. Well, hilarity ensues. The prank calls are great. Who would think that taking calls live on the air would be a good idea? The stupidity and idiocy that go toward a really bad public access show are always worth watch. Better than most prime time comedy shows. I think this kind of quality TV show is great. So next time it's 3:00 AM and you decide not to turn on TV because there is usually just paid advertisement, think again! Sometimes, the follies of live television prove to be some of the greatest moments on TV. Ask Janet Jackson...

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Constanza's Quotes

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TEEVEESHOWZZZ HQ

Dateline: To Catch HUGE RATINGS!



I think the TV show "Dateline: To Catch a Predator" should be a regular show. You know, like prime-time television. It was hillarious because it was so humiliating for the idiots who were caught. I think that this show should continue to exploit the terrible and stupid things that pedophiles do just so I could get a laugh Tuesday nights at 8:00. Where have you gone, "To Catch a Predator"? Where have you gone, Chris Hansen? Nothing beats the looks on the faces of people who get caught. Sometimes I would just sit alone in front of the TV and yell "OWNED!!!!" really loud even though no one was around me to hear it. I think everyone misses the show. Come back!!!!!

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Office Thursday- Better than thirsty Thursdays

Tonight's episode is guarenteed to be one to watch...well not really. None of us really know what it is about. But still, it's better than whatever you had to do tonight, like staring at the wall. According to wikipidea, which is always right, they say this about tonight's episode:

Michael’s fascination with a woman modeling a chair in an office supply catalog makes him feel things he hasn’t felt in a while. With Michael distracted, Kevin and Andy team up to win back Dunder Mifflin’s stolen parking spaces, forcing them into a showdown with the bosses of the five businesses of the office park.

So be sure to watch that. To be perfectly honest with you, none of us really watch any other shows, so we'll probably just update you on this show.

Also in our blog, we will be posting youtube videos. That's kind of like TV, but better. FO FREE. This concludes our blog for today. Please don't give us an "F".

-Pat, Frank, Dan, Don